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One line strategies

iPhone - The most fun you can have on the toilet

 

Marigold Gloves - For your sink's nuclear waste after dinner

Rayban Sunglasses - 80's tinder

 

Cadbury Milk Tray - The ultimate 'I forgot the date' present

 

Fairy liquid - The best back garden waterslide

 

Tik Tok - Vine's hotter younger brother

Wedding Planners UK - A referee for you and your mother-in-law to be

London Bus - Boris' not so secret crush